I wonder if Buford would notice if I nibbled on some of that garlic bread, it sure looks tasty!

Mmmmm Lasagna. 

Darn it, no anchovies!

Did someone say anchovies?  I like anchovies!

I'd like some wine to go with my bacon wrapped turkey medallion and green beans.  Would you recommend red or white?

Nothing warms the belly more than warm blueberry muffins on a cold snowy morning.  Could I have some butter please?

Could you pass the syrup please?

I like mah eggs on top of mah toast.

mmm, this looks like a yummy bowl of chili. i hope it's spicy! could you send a bowl to that cute little thing at the table behind me too?

buford loves coke but hates pepsi. he's very happy that this dinner counter serves his preferred beverage.